my greatest ability is saying the wrong stuff at the correct time. haha that doesn't make sense but whatever.
to the waitress... intended: does the fish have bones in it? conveyed: does the fish have...RICE?
bernice/elaine/vera: ?!?!? waitress: (...) intended: i can't eat this i'm really full. conveyed: i'm really hungry. bernice/elaine/vera: oh THEN EAT MORE LAH. vera: i think when yu li speaks the words bypass her brain.
me: oh yeh vera you know i told my mom i put my bag in the fridge when i wanted to say in the room. (i've repeated this anecdote alot alot of times already I KNOW) vera: hm. i wouldn't want to be your mom, cos i wouldn't want a daughter who puts her bag in the fridge.
i swear it's my dysfunctional brain.
me: hmm you have to keep the letter thing to show your form teacher you know, so you can be excused on founder's day. bernice/vera: !!!! vera: I THREW IT AWAY.
Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): HM can you think of a educational sounding name for our gems?! Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): cinema tour sounds very uneducational LOL But melt your headaches, call it home. says (12:47 PM): touring of the cinema. Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): FAIL But melt your headaches, call it home. says (12:47 PM): theatre exploration.
But melt your headaches, call it home. says: if one day you become ugly glen. says: cosmetic surgery But melt your headaches, call it home. says: if you become poor glen. says: uh glen. says: prostitution
it was supposed to be a very solemn conversation, but i guess..NOT.
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6: 33-34
this morning prayer session was awesome, it was like..God reassuring me and anointing Esther's and Johnson's lips. My greatest fear is that I'm dreamless, that I lack aspiration and I live day to day, so I worry about my career and my future. It often ends without conclusion and ERGHH SCREW THIS I'M GOING TO SLEEP moments, which just completely sucks to the core. I haven't been able to leave it all up to God, though I know that He has plans to prosper me, and has a path in store for me. So ah wells I guess it's time to do so.
am also feeling very thankful, cos in retrospect, the path I took was the best that it could ever get.
I'm constantly bogged down by things that I'm too lazy to do, which sucks, cos it imposes on people, makes their routine less routiney and all. :x
Oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0oh moving on, yesterday was spent with my clique/ three bodyguards HAHA (ie the 1 tall one and 3 short ones) (the autistic and the 3 caretakers) (or simply put yu li, jevon, ruiyi and glen). and it's damn stupid cos we are all frigging retarded. -.-
at 7-11 "glen's vodka" on the shelf. glen: EH LOOK! yu li: ooh glen's vodka. jevon and ruiyi observe for a while price tags below the items: 21.90 60.00 jevon: eh it's the 20 DOLLARS ONE! HAHAHHAHA. glen: ... fine.
and all my spontaneous "eh don't disturb my fats my fats will get angry"
AND I SWEAR JEVON AND GLEN EACH HAVE NINE LIVES. we went to climb glen's roof which was scary cos i'm scared of heights. and guess what glen and jevon slided down the white concrete side of the roof! i mean yehh the chances of skidding off or being unable to stop in time and end up very majestically on the 1st floor are very low, BUT STILL!!!! :/ :/
anyway the nerve wrecking scene goes like this. glen sits at the top while jevon went "whooo" and slided. ruiyi and i cringed in fear while glen goes "WTF?! I DON'T EVEN DARE TO TRY THAT!" meanwhile when we thought jevon was going to die and collapse from weak heart or extreme fear he pops out from the other corner excitedly saying "ehh omg i want to try again it's damn fun!" :S
but glen is a blessed lucky kid cos he has a nice house. very glass-y and it looks as if it will fit very well into some mr and mrs smith thriller let's-attack-each-other-shoot-and-shatter-all-the-glass scene.
finally we ended up making orange/lemon sorbet with his maid and the ice cream maker cos we are very easily self amused kids who are potential domestic housemakers. nah kidding.
tuesday, ruiyi glen and i went to holland v for lunch, which was super random and.. uhm telepathic? and ended up watching BE KIND REWIND in town, which i agreed to on the pretext that it's super troublesome to get home from holland v. :D be kind rewind was good by the way, it's actually not those hilarious movies that you laugh till your sides hurt but forget about it the moment you step out of the theatre.
random conversations.
glen: eh tissue. ruiyi: eh you are like walking maid. - i passed tissue. yu li: hmm but all maids walk which is going to be a joke for the rest of our lives.
got a list of things to do now, which i can choose to go online and forget all about it and then scamper to practise piano and be distracted while doing so, or i shall just start from showering first. haha and i choose the latter so aww too bad (:
today is Good Friday and since morning I've resolved to be a GOOD person this morning, and not quarrel or rather quibble with anyone, not even my brother. (: though i did yell at my mother for putting the damn adapter which can heat up on my piano (!!!!)
oh right after finishing up my conversation with glen and ruiyi last night i went back to my room to sleep, with the lack of the knowledge that my brother turned on the aircon and CLOSED THE DOOR. what happened thereafter was an amalgam of pain, hysteria and retarded laughter.
my brother: you walked into a DOOR?!! a DOOR?!! eh omg it's not even a GLASS door! HAHHAHAHHA.
and being a typical self-amused person i went to spread the incident of stupidity. chingto: congratulations you've joined my long list of friends who walk into things.
but it's okay since it occurs at a very low frequency, approximately once every 7 years. the last time i did such things is in primary 4 when i walked into a glass door. i think i was smarter then,though.
anyway speaking of my family my mother makes VERY WEIRD comments on things.(translated) me: hmm so do you understand what i'm talking about. mom: no. your chinese is like kiam chai.
like WHAT THE HELL who on earth describes the proficiency of a language as kiam chai?!
later in the day... me: eh mommy you say wrongly lah. your chinese also like kiam chai. mom: no it's like rojak.
?!?!?!?!!!!
am very excited at the prospects of a new ipod nano, hm i'm actually dizzy with fantasy and somewhat deluded. but ah wells, i believe with enough begging and whining and promises that I'll try to keep. this will actually come true! (:
didn't do much today, hohum. ): but i'll need to research on PIP(..) , study physics, practise piano, find songs, fix my blogskin in ie, draw a postcard cos i had a sudden impetus to and i promised so. LIFE'S STILL GOOD LAH. (:
yu li says: hmm you pick things up fast! ruiyi says: yeh cos i drop them often enough to get enough practices.
yu li says: i only buy random food ruiyi says: be daring! risk your stomach! yu li says: but it's self-inflicted.. so uh.. no insurance? ruiyi says: true. insurance doesn't cover stupidity.
(something along those lines haha.)
glen. says: im watching house ruiyi says: what house yu li. says: the show yu li. says: the funny show ruiyi says: i thought he was being security guard for a night yu li. says: right ruiyi ruiyi says: wrong yu li
yu li. says: eh vera says to remember significance of today! ruiyi says: ... ruiyi says: tomorrow what yu li. says: uhm ruiyi says: AY WAIT yu li. says: it's 2 am ruiyi says: I DID NOT SAY THAT
-sandra . one group, you say? no wait. it's two! says (8:21 PM): you know this guy in council he's the top bio student in HC -sandra . one group, you say? no wait. it's two! says (8:21 PM): like WOAH -sandra . one group, you say? no wait. it's two! says (8:21 PM): IMBA
-sandra . one group, you say? no wait. it's two! says (8:25 PM): shit man. next week bio test -sandra . one group, you say? no wait. it's two! says (8:25 PM): GG yu li. says (8:25 PM): CAN YOU STOP TALKING LIKE A HC GUY yu li. says (8:25 PM): OMGGGGG yu li. says (8:25 PM): HAHAHAHHA.
vera shaw: EH EVERYONE GO FOR HUANG CHENG. ok sunday 7.30 I TAKE FROM CLASS FUND.
democratic singapore, totalitarian 08s6q i shake my finger?
me: eh you learnt this before right. for olevels. bena: eh no dont think so. as in. i forgot already. as in. i forgot what i never learnt. cos i forgot what i learnt.
-.-
vera shaw: you know you cannot eat too many mints. cos it'll make it harder for you to give birth. me: -hands over eclipse spearmints- eh eat more. for the sake of the next generation. vera shaw : ........ WAH LAO!
&VANY ♠ says (4:01 PM): shall go read through bio instead yu li. says (4:05 PM): ok have fun (: yu li. says (4:06 PM): bio suxxxxxorrrs yu li. says (4:06 PM): you know i'm doing physics yu li. says (4:06 PM): hahaha. yu li. says (4:06 PM): the questions are like : express this speed km/h in m/s yu li. says (4:06 PM): HAHHAHA. yu li. says (4:06 PM): ok that's just the basics. yu li. says (4:06 PM): it'll get harder. yu li. says (4:06 PM): fine yu li. says (4:06 PM): alright. &VANY ♠ says (4:06 PM): HAHAHAH DUH! yu li. says (4:06 PM): i'm trying to piss you off here and delude myself.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! and happy birthday sannn (: i didn't send new year greetings this 2007-2008 cos Jane, Jevon, Bryan, later Joel and I were taking a walk. Distance-wise from Jane's house to Lakeside and back again; duration-wise say 3hours plus. And knowing the klutz I am, if i tried to sms you guys on the walk I'll most probably trip and fall and tumble into the Jurong Lake.
taboo yesterday at (the eleven - 2) + 1 yu li gathering was quite fun!
word: teacher me: miss -cough- is ____? lisa: horrible! a tyrant! evil!
YU LI. says (11:39 PM): i broke a clothes hanger at isetan. my heart Your bethlehem ||: perfect meekness says (11:41 PM): haiyooo my heart Your bethlehem ||: perfect meekness says (11:41 PM): what type of hanger was it? my heart Your bethlehem ||: perfect meekness says (11:42 PM): the metal one or plastic one YU LI. says (11:42 PM): the black plastic one YU LI. says (11:42 PM): YEH RIGHT METAL YU LI. says (11:42 PM): you think i the hulk or what my heart Your bethlehem ||: perfect meekness says (11:42 PM): HAHA
going to town after Christmas = meeting alot of people in town. blog more tomorrow (:
anyway 2 random Christmas facts 1. Do you know that 25th of December which so happens to be Christmas also happens to be my parents' wedding anniversary? Ok I suck as a daughter cos i only remembered after seeing the couple getting married on the news. HAHA AND MY BROTHER IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU MOST PROBABLY ARE WORSE OFF THAN ME. HAHAHA.
2. Tangs is dedicated to Jesus Christ. cool right cool right cool right cool right.
PHOTOS STOLEN FROM SHERILYN ON THECITYSONG.LIVEJOURNAL.COM (:
oh on saturday i saw these at aljunied mrt, where they were having major reconstruction.
"not design for human load." "out of ordeer" "please mine your head."
wow apparently there isnt such a problem in the construction sector, but they ought to do some quality control on the output of the english department.
bleh sometimes i feel unappreciated. ):
OH OH THANK YOU TO THOSE WHOEVER WHO WISHED ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY! on my blog, a shoutout, sms, friendster etc etc. thank you thank you (:
thank you sherilyn, jevon, val, wini and wx & brother, vera, elaine, bernice for 2 birthday companies!
haha i remembered how i taught vera how to address wx and her brother!
vera: wx.... wx's brother.... me: why dont you try wx's brother's sister.
I realised talking to juniors can actually get quite fun, albeit the fact that I get lost sometimes and end up getting bullied cough deborah cough and have to throw in some random comments to make my life a whole load easier.
&'nicole: dvorak? deborah lin died: ahhaah d9 when out of insp: is d9 supposed to be a smiley? &'nicole: D9!! &'nicole: D5 &'nicole: and D6 when out of insp: what's d5 d9 when out of insp: is it like durian or something. deborah lin died: symphonies xD deborah lin died: HAHAHA deborah lin died: gosh nicole! hahaha quote her!
how would i know that D9 would stand for Dvorak's Symphony No.9. It's like terms of the new era and I belong to the old one.
(10:15 PM) when out of insp: wow (10:15 PM) when out of insp: nicole's really slow.
(10:15 PM) &'nicole: whattt. (10:15 PM) &'nicole: WHO IS SLOW. (10:15 PM) &'nicole: when out of inspiration use splatter brushes. says: what's d5 d9 when out of inspiration use splatter brushes. says: is it like durian or something (10:15 PM) when out of insp: haha (10:15 PM) when out of insp: sorry la. (10:15 PM) when out of insp: this is called detached from society
they decided to turn my weakness against me.
well last night i spent 3 hours consolidating my creative juices and conjuring up the programme booklet cover for "clique de musique" which is the mg strings concert in 2008. I'm pretty satisfied with the result I must say, and apparently so do those that I showed it to, except for cough cough my debate with nic and deb over whether the violin should be red, or green. T.T
I still have the ticket to do and ticket's pretty much a headache I think. :x
yu li: eh look kindly do not quick apply.interested please.... wanxiang: haha YEH OMG THE ENGLAND. yu li: THE ENGRISH VERY POWDERFUL.
vera: i hate the bee sting now. it's not painful it's super itchy vera: tomorrow if you see me bending down every minute or so, you know what im doing. im not practicing sit and reach. yu li: dont scratch. i never scratch. put mopoko. wanxiang: HAHAH MOPOKO. vera: what on earth is a mopoko?! yu li: eh sorry la mopiko. vera and wx: HAHAHAHAHA.
it was an honest mistake.
vera: hahaha. yu li: cannot la the first thing i said is "my phone went inside water. can help me dry?"
truth and consequence. says (9:15 PM): GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW NOW. God's a creative author says (9:15 PM): (vera's address) S654321 truth and consequence. says (9:16 PM): YOU SURE YOUR POSTAL CODE IS THAT NOT. aha or you pulling my leg. God's a creative author says (9:16 PM): oh you noticed God's a creative author says (9:16 PM): good God's a creative author says (9:16 PM): just to check if you were paying attention truth and consequence. says (9:16 PM): ...... damn.
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"hmm where's my dance dance ticket. i think mommy threw it somewhere. if she throws it away, im going to kill her. actually no, my mom is more important than a ticket. hmm." "HAHAHA." "very funny meh."
me: hm you know one part of flying vessel is derived from dvorak's slavonic dance no. 6? jloo: eh really! wow yu li you are a true blue mep student! ( something like that, cant remember) me: uh. i read wikipedia. jloo: oh CHEH.
and i know the protagonist is secretly reading this some where tag 'haha' thank you (:
yesterday was fun (: wishing jevon happy birthday in the morning eventually culminated in a celebration at fish and co at imm, and the 16th year old boy had to stand on a chair while the fish and co staff sang his birthday song. like, haha.
no photos cos i was armed with only a water bottle, wallet and hand phone.
and wini change piano tutor la! -.-
me: haha you seriously cannot teach. jevon: eh i can ok. do you think i'm a good teacher? wini's sister: no. -shakes head jevon: -.- -.-
It was good, pretty good at least, AS USUAL hahaha!
me: hmm i dont think our conductor is conducting today. mom: ooh then who conducts? me: eh the hwa chong conductor la! me: NO WAIT WE HAVE THE SAME CONDUCTOR -.-
pictures up tomorrow i'm going to read my storybook now. (: and i think my hair suckzzz on photographs.
i heard how art students experience art withdrawal symptoms but one thing is for sure I'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE HIGHER MUSIC WITHDRAWAL. like all the stay up till 6pm in the recording room, all the spend the day after exams in recording room, just to freeeze while typing a few notes into the computer, THE FEELING IS AWFUL. but i guess deirdre vera elaine compo girls make it much more bearable <3 style="font-weight: bold;">HAHA JUST BUY AN ONE WAY TICKET TO CAMBRIDGE AND NEVAH FLY BACK. but i'm kind of proud of my compos, tho they are like lousaye cos afterall it's the consolidation of all the pathetic creative juices I have. haha. oh wells.
anyhows.
vera (to pri girl): hmmm -points to bernice- how old do you think she is? girl: well..primary 6?
bernice (to another pri girl): hey how old do you think the girl in front is? -points to vera girl: uh.. sec 1?
hello world kindly redress my grievances and be the fair judge here and tell me who's at fault.
ng yu li vs chng jia yu.
well yes, she said to me "YU LI, I'LL RATHER DIE THAN SIT WITH YOU." (well, amidst all her laughter) uh huh you did see the word die, and UH HUH she used it on me.
WHAT IS DIE? to cease to live; undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions; become dead. ie to suffer the same fate of beloved haydn.
vera: i didnt know miss tsien can speak chinese! yu li: huh uh... oh. vera: sh;kjafksjdf -tilts over MY pencil case. yu li: OIIIII YOU DONT SEE ME SHOWERING DOESNT MEAN I DONT SHOWER RIGHT?! vera: -.- uh ok.
btw my pencil case stores an average of 25 items please try to imagine the anguish in trying to put every single thing back into the case itself thank you very much.
example 2 of the day. vera: teach me how to do the unit vector question. before i. tilt. over. your. pencil. case. yu li: orh wait ah. vera: -TILTS PENCIL CASE OVER. yu li: OI I'M NOT GOING TO TEACH YOU ALREADY COS YOU TILT OVER MY PENCIL CASE??
example 3 of the day. vera: lend me your amath paper 1. before i tilt your pencil case over. yu li: hmmm. tilt la -pulls out amath paper. vera: -tilts pencil case. yu li: OH TOO BAD I'M NOT GOING TO LEND YOU ALREADY.
as evidently as 3 conversations, she has to put me through the same agony in the span of less than 4 periods.
haha i guess you can dont do the acs physics paper and bio mcq. (: CHNG JIA YU.
God's a creative author. says (5:20 PM): whats your question? Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:21 PM): like haydn's characteristics of this work Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:22 PM): i fought for it k God's a creative author. says (5:23 PM): you have to fight for it? Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:23 PM): i punched vany till her eye went to the ear God's a creative author. says (5:23 PM): uh
Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:25 PM): i guess you can say like Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:25 PM): "oh everyone fought to take the hard questions, ihad to sacrifice myself and take the easy one."
God's a creative author. says (5:14 PM): WHAT WERE THE LAST THREE PIANO SONATAS BEFORE I KILL SOMEONE Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:15 PM): I DONT KNOW Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:15 PM): I REALLY DONT KNOW Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:15 PM): VANY KNOWS Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:16 PM): CALL HER Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:16 PM): AJ;KAJ Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:16 PM): SJFKA Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:16 PM): KSJ;AFS Look what you've found, I've fallen down. says (5:16 PM): SKFJA; God's a creative author. says (5:16 PM): hhaa God's a creative author. says (5:16 PM): what are YOU getting agitated for
haha like. mental disorder.
that i'm quite funny, only that recently i realised i'm getting quite cynical with the tongue so SORRY to everyone out there.
