my greatest ability is saying the wrong stuff at the correct time. haha that doesn't make sense but whatever.
to the waitress... intended: does the fish have bones in it? conveyed: does the fish have...RICE?
bernice/elaine/vera: ?!?!? waitress: (...) intended: i can't eat this i'm really full. conveyed: i'm really hungry. bernice/elaine/vera: oh THEN EAT MORE LAH. vera: i think when yu li speaks the words bypass her brain.
me: oh yeh vera you know i told my mom i put my bag in the fridge when i wanted to say in the room. (i've repeated this anecdote alot alot of times already I KNOW) vera: hm. i wouldn't want to be your mom, cos i wouldn't want a daughter who puts her bag in the fridge.
i swear it's my dysfunctional brain.
me: hmm you have to keep the letter thing to show your form teacher you know, so you can be excused on founder's day. bernice/vera: !!!! vera: I THREW IT AWAY.
Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): HM can you think of a educational sounding name for our gems?! Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): cinema tour sounds very uneducational LOL But melt your headaches, call it home. says (12:47 PM): touring of the cinema. Shion [mugggg] <3 team APOLLO says (12:47 PM): FAIL But melt your headaches, call it home. says (12:47 PM): theatre exploration.
But melt your headaches, call it home. says: if one day you become ugly glen. says: cosmetic surgery But melt your headaches, call it home. says: if you become poor glen. says: uh glen. says: prostitution
it was supposed to be a very solemn conversation, but i guess..NOT.
