You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be? uhm no one. the celebrity's not the issue..it's the sleeping part.
Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy? I'll top it up with 40 dollars and buy a barrel of oil. haha. to power my hydrogen plant. for humanitarian, future generation and the greater good's sake. i'm a saint alright.
You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? somewhere.
An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is? tea. i cannot stress the importance of tea in one person's life.
What is your favorite curse word? shit. but but there isn't really such thing called a favourite curse word what! you don't swear cos you like it. o0 you swear cos it's...purgative. yeah.
One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?- OHOH pull the white cloth toilet paper look alike thing to see what's inside. i'll rather die of fright than...curiosity. haha.
Which contest would you be most willing to compete in: a bake off, a pie eating contest, a wet t-shirt contest, a spelling bee or a marathon race? spullin bii.
How would you prefer to die: at a public hanging, in a fire, by drowning, or by a shark attack? public hanging. well at least there's greater coverage on the newspaper compared to the other commonbeyondcommon methods of dying.
Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt: accidentally shooting someone in the chest or starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals? shooting someone in the chest cos you actually see the person dying. and i'm an elitist humangreaterthananimalsperson be very scared. alright kidding.
What would you rather drink a glass of: mud puddle water, olive oil, vinegar, or saliva? saliva if it's my own. i'll kind of been drinking it for the past 16 years. just not in the quantity of a cup -.- otherwise uhm. olive oil? haha. i suppose drinking vinegar in large quantity will corrode your stomach.
If you won a $1,000 shopping spree what type of store would you spend it in: toy store, electronics store, book store, clothing store or home decor store? clothing and books. or i'll buy alot of toys and donate them all away to children I TOLD YOU I WAS A SAINT ALREADY A FEW QUESTIONS BACK.
What would you rather eat for dinner: raccoon spare ribs, deep fried gerbils, St. Bernard steak, or kitty cat stir-fry?- must i really eat.
If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first-your sperm/eggs, your wedding ring, your car or your body (prostitution)? my car. you know this quiz's questions are really warped i swear the author of this thing is neurotic.
What would you rather do: run through a preschool naked, walk across hot coals, iron your chest or staple bologna to your cheek? - run through preschool naked (and pray it’s a school holiday for them) I LIKE CASSI'S ANSWER SO I SHALL LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel: into the past, into the future, or do you refuse to go? future. the past's so boring.
What would you rather have thrown at you: an ounce of battery acid, an ice pick, five throwing stars, or fifty spiders? throwing stars is the ninja thingy right! throwing stars then i guess i can dodge them one by one BRING ON THE THROWING STARS! :0
What is more difficult for you, looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into their eyes when they are telling you how they feel? the former, you know sometimes some people actually scrutinise your face when you try to do some form of confession. that's why it's hard you see.
You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. Do you save the dog?- I TRY. what if it's at the expense of my life huh.
When at the doctors getting shots, do you look at the shot or look the other way? away. if you don't see it it doesn't happen. (:
Pick a job? domestic homely gentle loving housewife. OH THAT'S JUST LIKE ME(except the housewife part)
Do you know anyone that is currently locked up? not in the sense of jail but i suppose some people somewhere that i know is probably grounded.
what is something about you that most people don’t know? i just sleeptalked last night.
have you ever made something in arts and crafts as a kid that you still have? if so, what? no i don't i suppose they bring back very horrifc memories of my hopeless flair(or rather the lack thereof) for art. and is it for or of.
when life gets a little overwhelming do you look to friends or crawl in a shell and isolate? i solve it myself...i'm an independent creature. (:
do you do a lot of talking on a first date or are you shy? talk alot....alot..alot. yeah. about very random things on my imaginary list of things to say.
