A TIDING OF JOY:
TODAY IS EXACTLY 1 MONTH BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY.
mom: eh you want to eat your dinner now?
bro: uh no i want to sleep first.
mom: eat before you sleep
bro: HUH no you'll grow fat and die.
me: that's like what i do all the time. -.-
do not be surprised if i die in my sleep.
you know when i copy something to paste somewhere, i have a feeling that i'm holding something in my left hand. does anyone feel the same?
i doubt so.
Can you name 13 of your friends that you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people.
1. Vany
2. Vera
3. Ellie
4. Deirdre
5. Bernice
6. Wanxiang
7. Manda
8. Mandy
9. San
10. Choee
11. Elaine
12. Nana
13. my imaginary friend called cyborg
How did you meet 10? Choe
Same class since sec 2 and my desk partner.
what would you do if you had never met 1? [vany]
My dress sense will hit rock bottom. Haha i think my dress sense is partly attributed to her.
what would you do if 6 [wx] and 2 dated [vera]?
i'll protect ellie from marrying vera's brother.
Do you think 10 [choe] is cute?
haha yeh quite! funny-fused-with-retard is the more apt phrase.
How did you get to know 8 [mandy]?
i knocked her down with my car when i was driving illegally. -nods.
NO KIDDING sec 3 class.
would you ever go on a date with number 12 [nana]?
haha why not. heh heh. friend friend date.
What colour is 7 [manda] to you ?
RED. this is so spontaneous jackson and product red ipod.
What would you do if 6 [wx]confessed he/she lovesyou?
i'll wait for her to wake up, and laugh at her when she pukes after realising "omg that's so gross! did i just say i love yu li?"
Facts about 9 [san].
san's middle name is panty. and san's kiasuness owns vany's! (:
who is 4 [deirdre] going out with?
ME. we are so deeply in love we cannot part.
who is number 5 [bernice] to you?
bernice is the person whose dad has the zoo pass that allows 4 free entries. bernice is one with a facade, very intellectual but i dont know what's going through in the other parts of her brain. maybe a train filled with marshmallows.
Would you ever live with 13 [cyborg]?
why not it's already around me. just that you cant see it.
Is 2 [vera] single?
apparently yes, but she's a major pedophile, and she's a suitor to many kids.
what do you think about 3 [ellie]?
elliephant. haha 157 partner, one of those few who take bus with me! diffusion rate of knowledge into brain = speed of light.
what is the best thing about number 8 [mandy]?
mandy is nice. funny, weird, laugh at my jokes (sometimes) and tall. haha that's quite alot of things. ask manda she'll know.
What do you like about number 11 [elaine] ?
well she's really humble, and she's funny, and no temper. almost no temper.
Favorite Memory with 7 [manda] ?
i dont know. really. jackson house meetings maybe. haha i dont have so many memories with you.